solidfoamsoul: (Minus ten for Alan - QI)
I have have four cream sodas and a root beer today.

This is not good. I am wired as shit.

AND I HAD A FRUIT ROLL UP!

But it had no pull out patterns thingys...

(I think my mood has changed from the other day, huh?)

I'm house sitting. God sitting. DOG sitting. Wow. Same people from last year only just for tongith. Two days. FTW.

But I get to AGAIN, or for the first time for my mummy's BFF who is going to Alaska for two or three weeks and she has LITTLE DOGGIES! I heart little doggies. I has little doggies. :)

Anyway these people have no tea. Except for sweet tea, obviously I do live in the South, c'mon. Oh well. another cream soda.

We have no tomatoes yet in our garden so Cindy (who I'm sitting for) has tomatoes. They are green.

THESE BITCHES IS GONNA GET FRIED TOMORROW!

I had fun with Zanna and Abby today in the Dagobah System. We watched "Return of the Jedi" for father's day.
solidfoamsoul: (Needles Nelson: Chief Piano Watcher)
Bored bored bored bored bored bored....

Dogs + Garbage truck = head ache.

[livejournal.com profile] time_and_crack bidness...
Turlough's waiting on Fivey for a surprise... Elton and Ringo are chillaxin' on the beach (open for anyone!)... Leela is MIA cuz I don't think I'm playing her very well lately...

I should be watching a Leela ep. But I wanna watch "Planet of Fire"... if I wasn't watching the end of the first season of "Roswell".

I really need to rewatch ALL Leela's eps. I'm sorry, I'm avoiding you Leela. ILU. Really.

I'm gonna make a sammich.

OMG I AM SO BORED.

Oh, Turlough + Five + Malkon = "Big Ass Rock" from The Full Monty
solidfoamsoul: (Goddammit!! - Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Never having big dogs.

Ever.

Only little adorable cuddly lap doggies.

I MISS MY LITTLE DOGS!

THEIR BARKS DON'T GIVE ME MIGRAINES!

Aw, c'mon!

Jul. 12th, 2010 11:18 am
solidfoamsoul: (Oh son of a ~bitch~.)
OMG these cats are evil too. Yeah they're all cute with their respiratory problem and their sneezing and their head butting you for attention.

And then they attack a sleeping german shepard who is 12 years old and has some kind of skin problem on their nose.

HE WAS SLEEPING. THE CAT JUMPED ON HIM AND SCARED HIM.

I'm so sorry you have to live in this crazy house, Woody.

At least the turtles have caused no problems.
solidfoamsoul: (Never doubted you for a second Woody)
Going to bed because I'm going to be woken up around 4-5am by hungry dogs.

Only another week of this. The barking is driving me mad. I love *MY* doggies. They are small and fit in your lap and don't breath in your face when you're trying to eat and SHUT UP when you tell them to stop barking (most of the time) and actually LISTEN and OBEY the majority of the time.

SERIOUSLY WHO DOESNT BOTHER TO TRAIN THEIR DOGS TO NOT BARK JUST BECAUSE NO ONE IS LOOKING AT THEM. Fuckin' enablers. Damn. It's Nate. Nate is the demon dog. Woody is an angel. Sure, I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm going to sing a little song... OMG SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. I HAVE A HEAD ACHE B/C OF NATE'S BARKING. I THINK HE SWALLOWED AN AMPLIFIER. IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Soooo going out to... do things tomorrow. I may go to the thrift store, since I actually have some cash on me. Will go home and return the fan I didn't need to bring with me. My brother works in a trailer and he needs it. Daw. Is so hot dere.

The fan in these people's room... Slow is just barely cutting the air, Medium is a nice gentle breeze on the beach and High is ARCTIC FUCKING CHILL!!

Also there is a pit bull puppy at our house. My brother sent me a picture via text. SHE IS SO CUTE. I'm assuming it's a she, because I'm assuming it's my brother's friend's dog... b/c I know my brother is not stupid enough to bring another puppy home, b/c my dad would just call Animal Control on it.

Have fun in puppy heaven, puppy.

OH FUCK NO SOMEONE IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS. Nate, if you even think about barking I will set off a firework IN YOUR FACE. YOUR CUTE DOGGIE FACE.

**EDIT**
Okay, so Aaron just texted me back because he takes FOREVER to do so. Tissues at the ready? He found the (boy) puppy tied to a stop sign! Aaron's putting him up on Craigslist.
solidfoamsoul: (Fizzy Lifting Drinks - Wonka)
That is not something one would expect to exclaim after taking a sip of soda.

I found a bottle of Dr Pepper Berries and Cream in the pantry. I said: "Oh I'm gonna refrigerate this. I didn't think they made this anymore."

...

THEY DON'T.

It expired FOUR YEARS AGO.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?
solidfoamsoul: (My Facebook photo is a landscape)
Dinner is a bratwurst with a wee bit of cheese and a wee bit of sauerkraut.

Nate won't leave me a alone! He keeps staring at me! I already fed them. Woody came in and went out.

Nate finally left.

They don't understand the concept of leaving people alone when they are eating. My dogs don't either, usually, but it's not as bad because their heads aren't table level. :X

Nate is the one Cindy (their owner) told me to "watch out for". David (Cindy's husband) warned me "don't let Nate boss you around. He'll take advantage of it."

Apparently Nate eats everything. Including electronics.

So far nothing had been destroyed. Woody got his meds with his food. Kitty cats should be eating their meds now...

Day one nearly finished.

Hey, Nate left!
solidfoamsoul: (Clarkson is below frame - Top Gear)
House/pet sitting all the way across town.

Day one of fourteen.

Discovered they own every sci-fi movie imaginable and every Pixar film...

EXCEPT FOR TOY STORY AND TOY STORY 2.

AND THEIR DOG'S NAME IS WOODY!!

C'MON!

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