Kermit and "Kingdom of Heaven"
Nov. 9th, 2005 12:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
solidfoamsoulSteve Whitmire and his amazing harmonizing skizills STILL owns me.
Dueting with Kylie Minogue. NO idea where this came from, but have at it!
Especially for you.
Also my half assed commentary of the movie "Kingdom of Heaven" starring Orlando Bloom, Jeremy Irons, Liam Neason, and David Thewlis.
Well, David's not a monk, but is the "Hospitalier"; that's his credit in IMDb.com.
For a few minutes there I thought he got killed in all the attacks going about in the forest. I was all "Poor guy bleached out his hair for ten minutes of screen time?" He's the right hand guy to Liam Neeson, who basicly playing the same guy he did in "Batman Begins" and oh yeah, Orlando Bloom is his bastard son.
But anyway, here's a movie that I have to see. And Gary Oldman's in it!
Ledoyen and Considine play a young married couple at the end of the 1970s, who come to visit a friend (Oldman) who now lives in the Basque region because he has married a woman from there (Sánchez-Gijón). Their tranquil summer turns to horror when they discover a girl with horribly mutilated hands in the forest. They try to help her by taking her away from the home in which she is locked, but the local villagers, who have to protect the girl, start a pursuit in the forest they know much better than the visitors.
It's called "Bosque de sombras", literally, "Maybe we'll see Gary Oldman naked".
Sorry, too much Dave Barry.
Oh wow, surprise, surprise, Orlando's all "Maybe we're not so different from the Muslims!"
And some dude's got it out for him.
No, not in that way.
Dirty.
Some guy's picking on him because... he's kinda young, I dunno.
Aw, Liam's dying. I think he's gonna knight him... or... make him leader... Or marry him. He just gave him a ring. And then slapped him. Thanks, dad. Well, hell maybe David's a preist, Liam's confessing to him... and he's got a big cross on his helmet. And keeps talking about god.
Ohh! David's back!
And Orli is such a Mary Sue. He just turned into a Horse Whisperer too. And became the only surviver of a ship wreck. And David's pretty much Lupin as a non-werewolf preist... Although.... He didn't get on that ship with Whorli. "I'll follow in a few days"... Hmm...
Hey! Scar! I mean, Jeremy Irons! With a big ass scar near his right eye! And a limp! WTF?!
Leaper in the Iron Mask! Sounds farmilar... As we cant see his face, duh. Oh well, since I wasn't really paying attention to that part and it doesn't credit the guy as "Leaper", then oh well.
Okay, some guy just said "There, my lord." Sounded like "Damn, my lord." ENUNCIATE.
And Orlando has built a well.
And he flirts with the heavily mascaraed chick and What's This? She's gonna make him a noble man?! No! Not in a Orlando Bloom period peice!
Aw Orli's first sex scene! And it's-- about four seconds long. Unless he had one in "Troy". Can't remember.
Scar: "You must stop this war!"
Other guy: "Blasphemy!"
Lupin: *smirk* "I am SO glad I'm remaining semi-neutral."
Biiig fight scenes. Lotsa blood. Cant tell what the hell's going on. I hate these kinda fight scenes. Except that Orli just got the crap beat out of him.
Aw, poor dead blue-screened horses.
Wait a minute, Gandalf?! Oh, no, Jeruselm. Big shiney thing was a cross, not a white wizard. Damn.
And I am totally digging my new layout. But that's completely beside the point of this post.
Leaper dude's beating the crap out of the Heat Meiser. And Scar just arrested Mr. Heat Meiser. Yay! Water for everyone!
I'm thinking King Leaper is Edward Norton. Funky.
Yeah it's him. He just lost his accent.
Okay, her brother is dying and she kisses the big metal slab covering his face. Well, not that he could feel it if she kisses his real forehead, since he's dead, but still. Aw, and then she removes it and he HAS NO FACE! Well, no, he does, just missing his nose and half his lips.
Haha, Scar looking shift eyed saying "Long live the king". Haha.
Oh, Orli getting the crap beat out of him again. Oh, but he killed all the dudes.
Oh, no, Mr Heat Mieser has been released. Burnination.
That's it. I had to go to work. And I finished the movie, but had no funny thoughts of it. Sorry folks.
How does everyone like my new layout? Personally I DIG IT!
Current mood:
amused
Dueting with Kylie Minogue. NO idea where this came from, but have at it!
Especially for you.
Also my half assed commentary of the movie "Kingdom of Heaven" starring Orlando Bloom, Jeremy Irons, Liam Neason, and David Thewlis.
Well, David's not a monk, but is the "Hospitalier"; that's his credit in IMDb.com.
For a few minutes there I thought he got killed in all the attacks going about in the forest. I was all "Poor guy bleached out his hair for ten minutes of screen time?" He's the right hand guy to Liam Neeson, who basicly playing the same guy he did in "Batman Begins" and oh yeah, Orlando Bloom is his bastard son.
But anyway, here's a movie that I have to see. And Gary Oldman's in it!
Ledoyen and Considine play a young married couple at the end of the 1970s, who come to visit a friend (Oldman) who now lives in the Basque region because he has married a woman from there (Sánchez-Gijón). Their tranquil summer turns to horror when they discover a girl with horribly mutilated hands in the forest. They try to help her by taking her away from the home in which she is locked, but the local villagers, who have to protect the girl, start a pursuit in the forest they know much better than the visitors.
It's called "Bosque de sombras", literally, "Maybe we'll see Gary Oldman naked".
Sorry, too much Dave Barry.
Oh wow, surprise, surprise, Orlando's all "Maybe we're not so different from the Muslims!"
And some dude's got it out for him.
No, not in that way.
Dirty.
Some guy's picking on him because... he's kinda young, I dunno.
Aw, Liam's dying. I think he's gonna knight him... or... make him leader... Or marry him. He just gave him a ring. And then slapped him. Thanks, dad. Well, hell maybe David's a preist, Liam's confessing to him... and he's got a big cross on his helmet. And keeps talking about god.
Ohh! David's back!
And Orli is such a Mary Sue. He just turned into a Horse Whisperer too. And became the only surviver of a ship wreck. And David's pretty much Lupin as a non-werewolf preist... Although.... He didn't get on that ship with Whorli. "I'll follow in a few days"... Hmm...
Hey! Scar! I mean, Jeremy Irons! With a big ass scar near his right eye! And a limp! WTF?!
Leaper in the Iron Mask! Sounds farmilar... As we cant see his face, duh. Oh well, since I wasn't really paying attention to that part and it doesn't credit the guy as "Leaper", then oh well.
Okay, some guy just said "There, my lord." Sounded like "Damn, my lord." ENUNCIATE.
And Orlando has built a well.
And he flirts with the heavily mascaraed chick and What's This? She's gonna make him a noble man?! No! Not in a Orlando Bloom period peice!
Aw Orli's first sex scene! And it's-- about four seconds long. Unless he had one in "Troy". Can't remember.
Scar: "You must stop this war!"
Other guy: "Blasphemy!"
Lupin: *smirk* "I am SO glad I'm remaining semi-neutral."
Biiig fight scenes. Lotsa blood. Cant tell what the hell's going on. I hate these kinda fight scenes. Except that Orli just got the crap beat out of him.
Aw, poor dead blue-screened horses.
Wait a minute, Gandalf?! Oh, no, Jeruselm. Big shiney thing was a cross, not a white wizard. Damn.
And I am totally digging my new layout. But that's completely beside the point of this post.
Leaper dude's beating the crap out of the Heat Meiser. And Scar just arrested Mr. Heat Meiser. Yay! Water for everyone!
I'm thinking King Leaper is Edward Norton. Funky.
Yeah it's him. He just lost his accent.
Okay, her brother is dying and she kisses the big metal slab covering his face. Well, not that he could feel it if she kisses his real forehead, since he's dead, but still. Aw, and then she removes it and he HAS NO FACE! Well, no, he does, just missing his nose and half his lips.
Haha, Scar looking shift eyed saying "Long live the king". Haha.
Oh, Orli getting the crap beat out of him again. Oh, but he killed all the dudes.
Oh, no, Mr Heat Mieser has been released. Burnination.
That's it. I had to go to work. And I finished the movie, but had no funny thoughts of it. Sorry folks.
How does everyone like my new layout? Personally I DIG IT!
Current mood:
amused
