So this is some weird shit...

I play on Magistream.com - I think some of you know. I've posted my little clickable creatures and stuff. Unlike some adoptable places it has a super easy access form. all your stuff is all together. It's awesome.

I have a little shop that I've had with my BFF from the form that we opened not too long after we both joined. I think I joined in May and she joined in June. IDK how we even found each other, but we kept talking back and forth and became super awesome friends.

(Warning: I'ma start talking crazy rude. I still can't believe and also totally pissed off I meant this little to her when she claimed I was "like a sister" we were such amazing friends through the internet.)

So I've known this bitch for two years. She's been lying about her age since I've known her. I mean, chicks lying about being 29 when they're 34 is one thing, but claiming to be 26 when you're 43 is crazy fucking different.

I found her facebook she always ignored answering when I asked her if she had one so we could be pals...

And she's been uploading different Hallween ish photos for the past month I've tried to get in touch with her. TO ASK HER IF SHE WASNT DEAD OR DYING. FML. Two are of Gerard Butler. There is no mistake that this wasn't her.

I sent this bitch Avon for her birthday or some shit, asked her for a picture so I could tell what colors she could wear. I got a picture of her from twenty fucking years ago, apparently. WTFF.

What I knew about "26 year old" her: She's totally in love with Gerard Butler, I know her husband's name is Ryan. They've been married for four years or something. She lives in Hawaii. I knew her first and last name, because I sent her a package. She's originally from New Zealand. She also loves Kevin Smith (Ares.) She's in need of a kidney transplant.

What I know now: She's 43. They have two kids, apparently. It looks like her daughter recently had a baby. She's holding one in her profile pic. Everything else is still true but I highly doubt she's from NZ. (I think maybe that came about with the whole Xena discussion we had upon first meeting.) I wonder if when I asked her how old she was she just looked at my profile...

She claims her uncle had a crush on me, when I showed her some pics of myself. Her "uncle" who was about 30 and from NZ but moved to HI too or something. IDK. She showed me pics, he wasn't bad looking. I am finding no evidence of this relative on the facebook. She even mentioned me visiting her. I don't remember who brought it up, but either is was just BS to show how awesome a friend she was or SHE WANTS TO FUCKING RAPE AND KILL ME.

IDEK what I'm feeling right now. Honestly. What the fucking fuck. I feel like Deb Morgan from "Dexter" with all the cursing and the confusion going on (you know how she is when freaked the fuck out) in my head.

I googled her name because I hadn't heard from her in a while and knowing she had health issues I'm think OMG what if she dead. I kinda wish she was now. JFC. So I googled her, found her facebook. I'm going WTF she looks so OLD WTF. Is that even her? Kinda looks like what I remember. Goddamn magistream for being unable to save more that 50 messages.

So I kept looking on the google, you know. Found something that listed her as 43. Decided that looked about right.

I'm still in a WTFF phase. But before I googled, I got a mod to close our shop (since she made the first post) temporarily so that she wouldn't have a billion trades to do whenever she got back.

Yeah that shit can stay that way.

TWO FUCKING YEARS this woman has lied to me. I would not given a good goddamn what her age was when we met. The oldest person we know on that board is like 80! It's not like it's WEIRD that a forty year old woman who works from home ON computers (if that's even her real job) would be on a site like that. I'm 26 and on the site. I should have a real job and be done with school instead of being on the site, but I'm not. That's just how shit works out sometimes.

I emailed her. I told her I don't really care why she lied. But she lied to me and I thought we were such good friends. I told her that I had the mod close our shop so she wouldn't be overwhelmed with orders. I said she can do whatever she wanted with the shop now. I don't care.

I guess it could be worse. At least SOME stuff was true. IDK. Still...

What really kills me is that I was fucking worried about her and my concern caused me to find out this crazy fucking lie.

I thought about waiting until she got back to magistream and trying to catch her in it, by asking her to Skype or IDK. Something. I thought about just ignoring it. This is the weirdest feeling I've felt in a long time.

I'm not entirely sure if it's better or worse than my RP partner ignoring me and our RP and any attempt I made of contacting them before they unfriended me in every way possible and dropping out of our game. Maybe that was worse. That shit went on for months and took me a very long time to get over.

This is going to take a while. I'm fairly sure the whole thing hasn't even sunk in yet.

EDIT: OH YEAH. I start my new job tomorrow. This is going to be fucking fantastic.