My tweets

• Mon, 16:23: At Myrtle Beach. Or right next to it. Garden City? Doesn't smell beachy. WTF beach? Also @kittencuffs slipped and banged her knee last night
• Mon, 16:25: There's cool shop called RetroActive. It sells tshirts of exactly what you think. But I realized I can get cooler prints 4 less on the webz
• Mon, 16:33: RT @qwertee: "Soot Assault" last 12 hrs http://t.co/yRELPm76dq ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE! http://t.co/cJQBxRvQyc
• Mon, 16:36: RT @AnneWheaton: I can honestly say, blocking someone for multiple angry tweets for who the fuck do I think I am complaining about farts ...
• Mon, 16:39: RT @AnneWheaton: @paulandstorm @wilw Do old men farts smell like fireworks and sweat?
• Mon, 18:34: Bleck. @kittencuffs made me sip this beer she didn't like. Said of this Guinness Foreign Extra: "Tastes like beer and gravy."
• Mon, 20:48: RT @AnneWheaton: NOW?! http://t.co/akgDaf4Cy0
• Mon, 20:56: RT @phirm: One time I found a time capsule in my wall but instead of my wall it was my refrigerator & instead of memorabilia it was ...
• Tue, 05:26: RT @wilw: You are either a troll, or profoundly ignorant. RT @ErnieFreeman: Let me be clear...Pit-Bulls are savage beasts. #KillerPitBulls
• Tue, 05:35: RT @andersoncooper: Mother of 16 year old #Steubenville rape survivor speaks exclusively to @CNN's Poppy Harlow. Tonight on @AC360 8pm, ...

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