Wanna scandle if I died...
Aug. 29th, 2006 09:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
solidfoamsoulSo...
I got in a car wreck yesterday.
Bummer.
Totally my fault cuz I'm a big idiot. But I cried so bad I hyperventilated so my parents are paying for it.
Not at school cuz I'm sick. (That chicken *was* good, Ali, I swear. Not so great coming up the other way. So no more baked alcoholic chicken for me, thanks.)
Bummer.
Mr. Martin's way cool. And it's a lab day which means I'm probably missing a test which isn't TOO bad cuz he lets us drop three at the end of the semester...
He used my Kermit bookbag yesterday as visual aid.
Mr. Martin: "Can I see your bag for a moment?"
Me: "Uh, sure." *hands over bag.*
Martin: *holds up bag* "You guys all remember Kermit the frog? Sesame street? Right? Hi ho, Kermit thee Frog here."
(New friend) Regina: "Hi ho Kermit the frog here."
Guy beside me: (much better impression) "Hi ho Kermit the frog here!"
Class: [collective fond giggle]
Martin: "Right, here you go." (gives bag back)
Me: (big ass smile!)
Martin: "Alright, so, Sesame Street. Sharing electrons!"
And even before that though, I believe totally still inspired by my Kermit Target Messenger bag, every time some easy came up like The Scientific Method or How many protons? he'd say "Sesame Street, guys!"
Yay.
I've got loads of funny quote in the margin of my notes from him.
But yeah, pretty much in a bummer mood. Luckily I don't have to close tonight but I do have to work and I really don't want to... But I need to cuz girl ain't got no cash.
Spent 40 getting Buffy seasons 3 and 4, which aren't helping in un-bummering mood... I wanna boyfriend like Oz. Hell, I want a fucking boyfriend! I'm 21 and I've never been on a fucking date!! Never been asked out. (The one time doesn't count because two seconds later he asked a friend of mine out who just also happened his ex and also online! WTF?!)
And *then* 15 minutes later I hit an old lady's car because I'm a dumb-ass and fail at life. Like, thinking of not even bothering to show up to Life Class anymore. Mean Mr. Life Class teacher. I hate you.
I found my old paper research paper from the first time I took Eng 113. I was like way more than half done with that class. Thn I started skipping cuz Mema got sick and eventually died the day before my birthday. And that was the day after I got into my second big wreck! Life sucking. I'm really good at that! Even though that wreck wasn't my fault.
But this one is and now the lady I hit is (I think) claiming she's hurt.
My car got dented all the fuck in and scraped to shit. Her car got my car's paint on it. WTF?! Old lady was driving *to* the fucking chiropractor! My cousin is gonna be a judge, bitch! Goddamn!
Oh I fucking hate people!!11!!
I feel quite the nasuas.
Maybe I'll clean my room...
Current mood:
crappy
I got in a car wreck yesterday.
Bummer.
Totally my fault cuz I'm a big idiot. But I cried so bad I hyperventilated so my parents are paying for it.
Not at school cuz I'm sick. (That chicken *was* good, Ali, I swear. Not so great coming up the other way. So no more baked alcoholic chicken for me, thanks.)
Bummer.
Mr. Martin's way cool. And it's a lab day which means I'm probably missing a test which isn't TOO bad cuz he lets us drop three at the end of the semester...
He used my Kermit bookbag yesterday as visual aid.
Mr. Martin: "Can I see your bag for a moment?"
Me: "Uh, sure." *hands over bag.*
Martin: *holds up bag* "You guys all remember Kermit the frog? Sesame street? Right? Hi ho, Kermit thee Frog here."
(New friend) Regina: "Hi ho Kermit the frog here."
Guy beside me: (much better impression) "Hi ho Kermit the frog here!"
Class: [collective fond giggle]
Martin: "Right, here you go." (gives bag back)
Me: (big ass smile!)
Martin: "Alright, so, Sesame Street. Sharing electrons!"
And even before that though, I believe totally still inspired by my Kermit Target Messenger bag, every time some easy came up like The Scientific Method or How many protons? he'd say "Sesame Street, guys!"
Yay.
I've got loads of funny quote in the margin of my notes from him.
But yeah, pretty much in a bummer mood. Luckily I don't have to close tonight but I do have to work and I really don't want to... But I need to cuz girl ain't got no cash.
Spent 40 getting Buffy seasons 3 and 4, which aren't helping in un-bummering mood... I wanna boyfriend like Oz. Hell, I want a fucking boyfriend! I'm 21 and I've never been on a fucking date!! Never been asked out. (The one time doesn't count because two seconds later he asked a friend of mine out who just also happened his ex and also online! WTF?!)
And *then* 15 minutes later I hit an old lady's car because I'm a dumb-ass and fail at life. Like, thinking of not even bothering to show up to Life Class anymore. Mean Mr. Life Class teacher. I hate you.
I found my old paper research paper from the first time I took Eng 113. I was like way more than half done with that class. Thn I started skipping cuz Mema got sick and eventually died the day before my birthday. And that was the day after I got into my second big wreck! Life sucking. I'm really good at that! Even though that wreck wasn't my fault.
But this one is and now the lady I hit is (I think) claiming she's hurt.
My car got dented all the fuck in and scraped to shit. Her car got my car's paint on it. WTF?! Old lady was driving *to* the fucking chiropractor! My cousin is gonna be a judge, bitch! Goddamn!
Oh I fucking hate people!!11!!
I feel quite the nasuas.
Maybe I'll clean my room...
Current mood:
crappy
