Just for G Jr

[solidfoamsoul]

Cuz my little gypsyjr isn't getting any love.

This should help!

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero solidfoamsoul is being stalked on Livejournal! gypsyjr is stalking solidfoamsoul gypsyjr’s REAL name : Vanita Sweitzer gypsyjr’s REAL DOB : 21st December 1984 Height :174 cm Weight : 90.8 kg gypsyjr has dreamt about you : 9 times gypsyjr became interested in you : 03rd February 2005 gypsyjr’s latest dream about you gypsyjr and solidfoamsoul are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons. This is how gypsyjr describes your relationship behind your back ’solidfoamsoul is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’ gypsyjr’s been stealing stuff from your house too. For the last year gypsyjr has been pilfering solidfoamsoul’s mothers bras from her lingerie drawer. They’ve even started modifying their body for you gypsyjr had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours. The Police No. calls to the police : 7 times Your Last Call to The Police "Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!" gypsyjr’s Police File gypsyjr can be quite pleasant when it’s not trying to gouge peoples eyes out with a plastic fork. Testimonies about gypsyjr queenitsy - Brainless patriot ‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked gypsyjr. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’ lyrical_gypsy - Loves staring at dead bodies ‘gypsyjr is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’ __nessarose__ - Slap-happy ‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of gypsyjr right beside the definition.’

Or.. not.

I love you!


Current mood: sore (TMI? --> .)